I don't think there's a whole lot to say about me. I'm a pretty vanilla guy even though I prefer chocolate. 
Ever since I was a junior in high school I knew that I wanted to land a creative job. Seeing the Kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean on the big screen solidified that in my mind. I went to school for art, got my masters and that was that. I wasn't able to land any internships in my college career and of the many, many job applications I've filled out over the years I only ever recieved one interview and that was for a rug/furniture company looking to implement AR into their repitoire (I didn't get the job). Frustrated with years of failure I'm now recently 36 and still hoping there's an artistic job out there for me. For over 6 years now I've been a sanitation worker, working for my town. It's exceedingly fast paced and physical which I love but it's the furthest thing from mentally stimulating. I know I'm built for something more and I just wish someone would give me the chance to prove that.